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David's Practice letter:

Dear Joe the car dealer, I am the criminal that you just sold that old monster truck to. I have to be honest to you, I think that this car sucks. I was in a car chase with the police yesterday because I robbed a bank (my third one this year) and they almost caught me because the gasoline coming out of the exhaust distracted me. It didn't go fast enough either. If I had been caught I would be in jail for the rest of my life until I busted out. I think that you sold me a car made out of doggy doo-doo. I want a refund. Now I know you're probably saying that I just was too chicken to go full speed but you're wrong, I was trying but the fumes got in my throat and I got two things: 1. I got distracted and almost caught, 2. I got poisoned by the pollution. I don't just want a refund actually, I want a refund and a new free environmentally friendly car like a hybrid car or something. You probably think: No way, thats not a reasonable deal, but just so you know, me and my gang are outside and armed with brass knuckles and other weapons. Or umm, we will be by the time you read this.

Have a nice day, Bob

Dear Bob,

All the years you’ve been driving me have been the worst, and most annoying days of my life. You have polluted the world driving all around the world, driving and driving and driving. The driving was annoying because you kept on driving and driving, and you would not let me rest for a while, you just kept on going, and going, and going. You know what you should do? You should go out unaccompanied by me and take the bike or subway, and tell the __car company__ that they should make more environmentally friendly cars and fuels like Solar or electric powered cars or they could make bikes. You should only use gasoline or diesel cars for emergencies like when your really badly injured. Now go or else me and my friends will run you over!

Have the worst day From 861M4AK